if gnomes existed

if gnomes existed i would want one to always have a latte ready for me, whenever i wanted one. i would call him my coffee gnome.

if gnomes existed i would have one just for matting and framing of photographs. framing is such a time consuming process and something i really don't enjoy. if a gnome could do that work for me, that would be great. he would be my framing gnome.

my friend v wishes she had a gnome to get her son motivated to get out the door in the mornings. i suppose this one would be called a motivational gnome.

if you had a gnome, what would you have it do for you?